Population | 8.276 billion |
Capital | Olaria City |
Leader | Joaquim |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Kingdom of Olarista is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Joaquim with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.276 billion Olarienses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olaria City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Olaristan economy, worth a remarkable 2,469 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 298,363 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.
White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olarista's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.
Olarista is ranked 1,902nd in the world and 4th in Portugal for Safest, scoring 149.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Olarista, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in Olarista, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires.
- : Following new legislation in Olarista, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Olarista, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
- : Following new legislation in Olarista, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
- : Olarista lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Olarista lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Olarista, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Olarista voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Olarista, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 26 » Alentejo and Algarve, Herya, Lusitanialand, Ofiussia, Totaristan, Nea Athinae, Nookie Island, Reino de Portvgal, NovaPortugalidade, Communist Galinea, The Portuguese Workers, Reinado Brasileiro, Sollitud, Arquipelago da Coruja, Astartia, SoveskY, Caxina, Samosil, Reino Unido da Madeira e Porto santo, Grijo, Ossela, Portuguese New Mexico, Cipravia, Sayukun, Labutes, and Cyclopia of Doom.