The Empire of Central America Federation is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by president Andrew El'Snake with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.791 billion Central Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union City. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Central America Federationian economy, worth 358 trillion Federal Monedas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 40,786 Federal Monedas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The giant 80-storey carving of president Andrew El'Snake in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central America Federation's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Central America Federation is ranked 235,456^th in the world and 93^rd in Geopolity for Nicest Citizens, with 3.55 average smiles per day.