The Empire of Iran-e is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 575 million Iranians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhages. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Iranian economy, worth 74.6 trillion Darics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 129,777 Darics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 566,224 per year while the poor average 18,795, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, Iranian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Iranian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Iran-e's national animal is the Shahbaz and Simurgh, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Iran-e is ranked 4,901^st in the world and 3^rd in Geopolity for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,458.28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.