The Picture above is actually of Leiningerland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.721 billion Leiningerlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuleiningen. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leiningerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Schwanentalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,682 Schwanentalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is totally unknown. Leiningerland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leiningerland is ranked 287,799^th in the world and 1,408^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -19.03 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.