The Republic of Liberalialand is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.17 billion Liberals love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santos. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liberal economy, worth 325 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,530 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liberalialand's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Liberalialand is ranked 6,382^nd in the world and 126^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 127.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.