| Population | 8.585 billion |
| Capital | New Belgradia |
| Leader | Eternal Pain |
| Faith | Eastern Orthodox Christianity |
| Currency | Yugoslav Dinar |
| Animal | Yugoslavian Grey Wolf-Fish |
The Good Balkan Fellows of The Reunited Yugoslavs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal Pain with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.585 billion Yugoslavs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belgradia. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Reunited Yugoslavsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,772 trillion Yugoslav Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 206,504 Yugoslav Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The fattest folk in The Reunited Yugoslavs look to be the happiest ones, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Eternal Pain's bedroom, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown. The Reunited Yugoslavs's national animal is the Yugoslavian Grey Wolf-Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.
The Reunited Yugoslavs is ranked 286,187th in the world and 1,368th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.87 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Reunited Yugoslavs was endorsed by 
The Grand Commonwealth Duchy of Australian Luxembourg.
- : The Reunited Yugoslavs was endorsed by
The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : The Reunited Yugoslavs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Highest Food Quality, Most Influential, and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : The Reunited Yugoslavs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Reunited Yugoslavs was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : The Reunited Yugoslavs was endorsed by
The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : The Reunited Yugoslavs lost the endorsement of The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : The Reunited Yugoslavs was endorsed by
The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : The Reunited Yugoslavs lost the endorsement of
The Queendom of Saint Von Artemis.
- : The Reunited Yugoslavs was endorsed by The Queendom of Saint Von Artemis.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 201 » 
The Champions League, 
Ausvelt, 
South St Maarten, 
Invernessia, 
The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, 
The Seven Provinces, 
Yahlia, 
Walfo, 
Northern German Federation, 
Jim the Baptist, 
Elisabethshagen, 
Someseni, 
St Scarlett, 
The New Nordic Union, 
Thracia Republic, 
Imperium Anglorum, 
Irminsulia, 
North of Americas, 
Jahass, 
Dark Matter, 
Bareu, 
An Clar, 
Brakanistan, 
The Templar Papal New State, 
Pilipinas and Malaya, 
Galway-Dublin, 
Chioganah, 
Outer Sparta, 
Chronus, 
Falvaard, 
Maritzal, 
Thracia and Crimea, 
Dauershire, 
Super Happy Land, 
Wombelland, 
Nardin, 
Ostermarch, 
Nea Europa, 
Weltbeherrschung, 
Puerto Thelosia, 
Kardjali, 
Durlia, 
Quentenia, 
The-British-Isles, 
Nuweland, 
The States of Texas and Arkansas, 
Lieges, 
Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, 
Regnum Italiae, 
Umeria, and 151 others.
Wiener-Neustadt, The Scandinavian Realm, Rotenstein, Leszno, Ivernia, Savinecross, Nieuw Gent, Amicities, United Communes of Chile, Trixeland, Estellan, Mynox, Othenhiem, Gliesetonia, Zulrich, Druznia, Estonesia, Robbonia, Bathera, Konewa, Warzakie, Girvage, Europe a Nation, Scytharum, Aroale, Alsted, Rary, Sicheslav, Gorzi, The Asten Islands, Dunsteen, Balcem, Agausia, Spami, Soveiniesberg, Ansington, Scutarie, Salarnsia, Younizia, Armbruster, Stumphosse Res, Leiningerland, Slavonia and Srijem, Mombourg, New Eestiball, Arsenial, New Vorarlberg, Kebabian States, Zaznia, Alpine Lands, Ostroban, Superior Saxonia, Newex Nov Can, Ithania, Leranditale, HELLLLL, Avalisk, Ottterland, Liberalialand, Fenian Provinces, Meropis, UGBK, Slavatania, Southern Whateverlandia, Dizgovzy, Northern Socialist States, Ikarus, Nigeriao Kingdom, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Leistrona, Nova Prussia, Kkorea, Great Clucky, Iceagea, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Guahih, Seristria, Yourope, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Castlenburg, Icoland, Agatep, Lunder, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Mally Piznoopia, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Ostveg, Sovietskogo Soyuz, The Iron Khagnate, Katuris, Dakea, Foudina, Liberepublia, Calicov, Granevia, Kanokla, Hankhank, Elestansa, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Makykay, Noob Farlands, Drussia, Astaraion, Aresetia, Empire of Draconia, Skalliad, Orsik, Greater Bahland, Istastioner, Winterstein, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Heritagela, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Fliptastic, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Wamia, Kronverg, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Apocalypse Borg, X Country, Lagene, Potatopelago, Holy Europe Empire, Parharia, Mancidonia, Thihi, New Vardarland, Montecrux, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Western Balkania, Basque Dominion, and Australian Luxembourg.