The Queendom of ZotloNEO is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12 million Zotlosians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The strong ZotloNEOian economy, worth 803 billion Loaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,875 Loaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rich and poor neighborhoods are divided by the Red Line, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ZotloNEO's national animal is the Lemon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ZotloNEO is ranked 237,187^th in the world and 3,656^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 13.83 Atheism Rate.