The Yogoslavian Union of Yogoslavia is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by First Minister Igor Kaden with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.679 billion Yogoslavians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yogo. The average income tax rate is 34.6%.

The strong Yogoslavian economy, worth 256 trillion Kroons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,874 Kroons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yogoslavia's national animal is the Slavian Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Druidism.

Yogoslavia is ranked 151,077^th in the world and 53^rd in Tarkin for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,809.53 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.