The Federation of Staurlanidgerumiegisordia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Tonald Drump with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.631 billion Staurlanidgerumiegisordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staurlanidgerumiegisordia city. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Staurlanidgerumiegisordian economy, worth 886 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,710 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Staurlanidgerumiegisordia's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Staurlanidgerumiegisordia is ranked 172,891^st in the world and 3,788^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 109.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.