The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harvard with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.551 billion Northern Zorbrasnkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Zorbrasnkan economy, worth 463 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,534 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Being Prime Minister Harvard has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Zorbrasnka's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Northern Zorbrasnka is ranked 123,714^th in the world and 2,599^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,001.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.