The Federal Republic of New-Ferytland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal President Ernst Ekehard with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed population of 5.026 billion Ferytlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotterdar. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New-Ferytlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Florens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,463 Florens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military will start wars with other nations on a lark, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, New-Ferytlandian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New-Ferytland's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxie.

New-Ferytland is ranked 23,873^rd in the world and 967^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 930.03 pounds of wildlife per square mile.