The Democratic Republic of Dem Republic of Romania is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.689 billion Romanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Better Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth 403 trillion Better Lei a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,376 Better Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Air purifiers fight smoke machines on Romanian stage setups, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dem Republic of Romania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dem Republic of Romania is ranked 163,725^th in the world and 3,562^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 224.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.