The Kingdom of Disenchantment is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bean with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.524 billion Disenchantmentites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camelot. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Disenchantmentian economy, worth 697 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 126,355 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bean is quite hard to get a hold of, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, "Bean got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disenchantment's national animal is the Troodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gaia.

Disenchantment is ranked 3,943^rd in the world and 209^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,654.56 pounds of wildlife per square mile.