
| Population | 33.247 billion |
| Capital | Paradise |
| Leader | Noah Fentz |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | gold sovereign |
| Animal | white wolf |
The Equilitic Province of Whitewolfe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Noah Fentz with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.247 billion Whitewolfeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise. The average income tax rate is 5.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Whitewolfean economy, worth a remarkable 3,096 trillion gold sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 93,127 gold sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Whitewolfe has designated Paradise as its capital city, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Noah Fentz has just been declared ruler of Whitewolfe in an international press conference, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Whitewolfe's national animal is the white wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Whitewolfe is ranked 14,363rd in the world and 17th in Equilism for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,481.76 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Whitewolfe resigned from the World Assembly.
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Whitewolfe endorsed
The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry.
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Whitewolfe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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Whitewolfe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Whitewolfe was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
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Whitewolfe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Whitewolfe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Whitewolfe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
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Whitewolfe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
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Whitewolfe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.























