The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Katerina Ariadakou with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.575 billion Naivetrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arteamaes. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naivetrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,448 trillion tale and Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,468 tale and Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, and lottery winners spend most of their money on security. Crime is totally unknown. Naivetry's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naivetry is ranked 230,239^th in the world and 125^th in Equilism for Most Conservative, scoring 41.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.