The United Socialist States of Wanbel Pasin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Telek with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.448 billion Wanbel Pasinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Moresby. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Wanbel Pasinian economy, worth 124 trillion Kina a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,520 Kina, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wanbel Pasin's national animal is the Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wanbel Pasin is ranked 242,639^th in the world and 208^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.05 percentage of bribes refused.