The Republic of Trackolian is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.681 billion Tracklonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luminaris. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Trackolianian economy, worth 201 trillion Pilnows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,109 Pilnows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trackolian's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Trackolian is ranked 76,736^th in the world and 34^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,122.77 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.