The Grand Duchy of Separtia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Duke of Separtia with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.298 billion Separtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sephoros. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Separtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Racisms a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,226 Racisms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, and children complain that school food is too flavorful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Separtia's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Separtia is ranked 4,253^rd in the world and 1^st in UEPU Federal Republic for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 63,561.31 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.