| Population | 5.698 billion |
| Capital | Lyston |
| Leader | Torkish Council |
| Faith | Teaism |
| Currency | Penger |
| Animal | Cow |
The 2nd Republic of Torkeland is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Torkish Council with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.698 billion Torks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyston. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Torkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion Pengers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,536 Pengers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, most citizens in Torkeland are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and artists count down the years until Torkish Council is allowed to listen to their music. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Torkeland's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teaism.
Torkeland is ranked 172,388th in the world and 37th in Mitteleuropa for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 488.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Torkeland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Torkeland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Torkeland, artists count down the years until Torkish Council is allowed to listen to their music.
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Torkeland lodged a message on the Mitteleuropa Regional Message Board.
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Torkeland lodged a message on the Mitteleuropa Regional Message Board.
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Torkeland lodged a message on the Mitteleuropa Regional Message Board.
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Torkeland lodged a message on the Mitteleuropa Regional Message Board.
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Torkeland lodged a message on the Mitteleuropa Regional Message Board.
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Torkeland adopted General Assembly Resolution #13 "No Punishment Without Prior Law".
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Torkeland lodged a message on the Mitteleuropa Regional Message Board.

































































