The Liberal Enterprise of Islaremistan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Board Chairman Ianios Estinlas with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.45 billion Islareis enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alforntara. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Islari economy, worth a remarkable 1,276 trillion Entlinesmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 234,301 Entlinesmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Islaremistan's national animal is the bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Islaremistan is ranked 319,097^th in the world and 55^th in Mitteleuropa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -20.98 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.