The Kingdom of New Ice1and is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Willem Haasby with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed population of 4.751 billion New Icelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haraldstad. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Icelandic economy, worth 962 trillion inguds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,646 inguds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of New Ice1and's mid-life crisis, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, gun ownership is compulsory, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ice1and's national animal is the griffin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is 🕊️ Freedom of Religion 🕊️.

New Ice1and is ranked 172,475^th in the world and 41^st in Mitteleuropa for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 173.93 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.