The Armed Technocracy of Milimuppet is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Federal Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.153 billion Milians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kreig Sturbs. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Milimuppetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion Kugeluses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 213,750 Kugeluses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends billions to protect Milimuppet from a disaster that is one in a million, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Kugelus charge on their phone bill, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milimuppet's national animal is the Adlia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Milimuppet is ranked 9,547^th in the world and 10^th in Mitteleuropa for Highest Average Incomes, with 213,750.61 Standard Monetary Units.