The Armed Technocracy of Milimuppet is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.63 billion Milians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gromag Sturbs. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Milimuppetian economy, worth 993 trillion Kugeluses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 214,685 Kugeluses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milimuppet's national animal is the Adlia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Milimuppet is ranked 8,948^th in the world and 8^th in Mitteleuropa for Most Developed, scoring 91.06 on the Human Development Index.