The Armed Technocracy of Milimuppet is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.981 billion Milians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kreig Sturbs. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Milimuppetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion Kugeluses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 214,522 Kugeluses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, billions of Kugeluses are being blown on orbital weapons development, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milimuppet's national animal is the Adlia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Milimuppet is ranked 39,242^nd in the world and 11^th in Mitteleuropa for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,159.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.