The Neorxnawangian Union of MagyaRomania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Victor Yohánnisz with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working population of 15.349 billion RomânoMaghiars have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buchapest. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RomânoMaghiar economy, worth a remarkable 3,401 trillion Florentine Lions a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,637 Florentine Lions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MagyaRomania's national animal is the Mythical Lynx Falcon beast, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ortho-Catho-Protestant Atheists.

MagyaRomania is ranked 7,183^rd in the world and 147^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,922.1 pounds of wildlife per square mile.