The People's Socialist Republic of Guahih is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by People's Socialist Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.752 billion Guahihians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubčekovo. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Guahihian economy, worth 338 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 123,171 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guahih's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Guahih is ranked 273,757^th in the world and 1,275^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.