The Theocracy of Savinecross is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Segolene Akabeko the XIIIth with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 12.289 billion Savicruxxii are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loeki. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Savinecrossed economy, worth a remarkable 1,654 trillion berries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,618 berries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, Umbreon is one of the most popular forenames in Savinecross, and one can wake up in Savinecross and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savinecross's national animal is the umbreon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Burning Fist of the Infernape.

Savinecross is ranked 5,213^th in the world and 112^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,295.7 pounds of wildlife per square mile.