The Federation of Hhava is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Big Boss with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.675 billion Hhavans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cahokia. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hhavan economy, worth 307 trillion GMPS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,829 GMPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hhava's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hhava is ranked 121,229^th in the world and 537^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,071.95 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.