The Republic of The Full Moon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.242 billion Full Moonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empty Moon Base. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Full Moonian economy, worth 147 trillion Loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 118,671 Loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Full Moon's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Full Moon is ranked 11,726^th in the world and 229^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,442.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.