The Kingdom of Kallvetzia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.646 billion Kallvetzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berne. The average income tax rate is 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kallvetzian economy, worth 263 trillion Kallvetzian francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,053 Kallvetzian francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials across Kallvetzia are being "encouraged" to adopt Bears to set an example for the populace, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, saying "don't do anything that The Federal Council wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kallvetzia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kallvetzia is ranked 123,100^th in the world and 553^rd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,014.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.