Population | 16.661 billion |
Capital | THE BAR |
Leader | The Orc from the Bar |
Faith | Belief in the Gods of Stone and Wood |
Currency | Multidimensional Dollar |
Animal | Cthulhu |
The Great Irresponsibility of TheOrc is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Orc from the Bar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 16.661 billion Guests enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE BAR. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Guesty economy, worth 675 trillion Multidimensional Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,517 Multidimensional Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheOrc's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Belief in the Gods of Stone and Wood.
TheOrc is ranked 186,261st in the world and 52nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.24 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : TheOrc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Influential.
- : TheOrc's influence in The Bar on the corner of every region rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : TheOrc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : TheOrc was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Freeloading Freebooter of Valkyrie Reborn, infecting 6 million survivors.
- : TheOrc was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Freeloading Freebooter of Valkyrie Reborn, infecting 15 million survivors.
- : TheOrc was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Freeloading Freebooter of Valkyrie Reborn, infecting 14 million survivors.
- : TheOrc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : TheOrc was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Freeloading Freebooter of Valkyrie Reborn, infecting 548 million survivors.
- : TheOrc was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Freeloading Freebooter of Valkyrie Reborn, infecting 969 million survivors.
- : TheOrc was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Freeloading Freebooter of Valkyrie Reborn, infecting 604 million survivors.