The SociallyAwkward Bar Waitress of Arcticfoxxo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Vixe with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.787 billion Arcticfoxxans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vixeton. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arcticfoxxoan economy, worth 612 trillion Aegis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,318 Aegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, Arcticfoxxans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Arcticfoxxo's national animal is the arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is SCP-343.

Arcticfoxxo is ranked 27,881^st in the world and 19^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.