Most Armed: 77thHighest Crime Rates: 90thMost Avoided: 149th
The Rogue-AI Buccaneer Angel of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven
Influence
Negotiator
Cosmic Bootlegger
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Valkyrie Reborn

Population22.492 billion

CapitalCommand Bridge
LeaderCpt Valentine Morrison
FaithThe Cult of Cthulhu

CurrencyShare
AnimalSpace-Monkey

The Rogue-AI Buccaneer Angel of Valkyrie Reborn is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Cpt Valentine Morrison with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.492 billion Privateers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Command Bridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Crew economy, worth a remarkable 6,133 trillion Shares a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 272,717 Shares, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,667,712 per year while the poor average 19,628, a ratio of 85.0 to 1.

The government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, and at least 4 unique companies in Valkyrie Reborn claim to sell Eckie-Cola. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Valkyrie Reborn's national animal is the Space-Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Cthulhu.

Valkyrie Reborn is ranked 180th in the world and 3rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 36,864.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 77thHighest Crime Rates: 90thMost Avoided: 149thLargest Gambling Industry: 180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 228thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 234thMost Ignorant Citizens: 333rdFattest Citizens: 403rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 789thRudest Citizens: 831stHighest Disposable Incomes: 862ndMost Rebellious Youth: 862ndLargest Retail Industry: 889thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,463rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,846thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,871stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,996thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,279thMost Efficient Economies: 2,605thMost Secular: 2,883rdHighest Economic Output: 3,028thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 4,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,353rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,725thNudest: 5,029thMost Influential: 5,279thMost Patriotic: 6,371stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,416thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,172ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,584thLargest Populations: 15,483rdTop
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Largest Governments: 20,385thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,549thMost Pro-Market: 29,700thLargest Black Market: 30,784th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the region
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