The Federal Monarchy of The Vanic Imperium is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Steinarr of Vanaheim with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 14.566 billion Vanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vígiheim. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vanic economy, worth a remarkable 5,847 trillion Vaniis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 401,421 Vaniis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and a rusted hulk in Vígiheim harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in the Pacific. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Vanic Imperium's national animal is the Vanic Snowmound Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Vanic Imperium is ranked 6,506^th in the world and 123^rd in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,285.41 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.