The Colonial Union of United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by DL Kolina Highlands with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 5.445 billion Ottarenzians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patriam. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ottarenzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion Ottarenzian Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,589 Ottarenzian Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics's national animal is the Amber Pheonix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aincentism.

United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics is ranked 26,717^th in the world and 453^rd in the Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,677.17 on the Gilded Widget Scale.