The Kitsune Laeie of Katrzynija is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Va'Laekina Nadie with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 13.212 billion Katrzynijans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novehinion. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Katrzynijan economy, worth a remarkable 3,656 trillion Paaviran Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 276,793 Paaviran Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katrzynija's national animal is the Tree Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Katrzynija is ranked 3,228^th in the world and 89^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.08 law-abiding acts per hour.