The Freshest People's Republic of The Swaggerlands is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eepel Mneepel with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.395 billion Swaggerlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Divorce. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Swag economy, worth a remarkable 1,398 trillion donks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,843 donks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All facts are created equal, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Swaggerlands's national animal is the Arctic monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Swaggerlands is ranked 280,602^nd in the world and 191^st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.