Population | 5.545 billion |
Capital | Great Leader City |
Leader | Our Great Leader |
Faith | Statecontrolian nationalism |
Currency | dead geese |
Animal | panther |
The Oppressed Peoples of Statecontrol is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Our Great Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 5.545 billion Statecontrolians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Leader City. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Statecontrolian economy, worth 814 trillion dead geeses a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,823 dead geeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All guns must be registered, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Statecontrol's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Statecontrolian nationalism.
Statecontrol is ranked 54,916th in the world and 1,394th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.91 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Statecontrol was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Statecontrol published "Godbless" (Factbook: Trivia).
- : Statecontrol was endorsed by The Jingoistic States of New French Nation.
- : Statecontrol was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Statecontrol was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Statecontrol was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Elaribel.
- : Statecontrol published "29th of February" (Factbook: Culture).
- : Statecontrol was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Classified information.
- : Following new legislation in Statecontrol, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Statecontrol, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » New Anarchisticstan, Chocolatistan, Falangist Quebec, Andromeda Islands, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Lux Prima, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Elaribel, New French Nation, and Mad Jack Is Rejected.