The Commonwealth of United Orange Valley States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Commonwealth Council with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.618 billion United Orange Valley Statesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orange Valley. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United Orange Valley Statesian economy, worth 248 trillion Commonwealth Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,752 Commonwealth Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime is totally unknown. United Orange Valley States's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Orange Valley States is ranked 32,318^th in the world and 1,109^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 108.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.