The United States of AJTON is a massive, genial nation, ruled by AJ Oricoli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.765 billion AJTONS are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jocksun. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AJTONEST economy, worth 534 trillion AJTS a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,224 AJTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and posters on 'AJTONEST Values' advise against being proud of AJTON. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. AJTON's national animal is the Cheetasaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenic and Christianity.

AJTON is ranked 280,737^th in the world and 5,948^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.65 kickbacks per hour.