The Federal Republic of Sellaeta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by RMC with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.36 billion Sellaetans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of QC. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sellaetan economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,673 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sellaeta's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Sellaeta is ranked 40,996^th in the world and 918^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 52.39 kickbacks per hour.