The Dynasmon's Freedom Republic of Yarabaha is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Makucha with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 4.653 billion Yarabahans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magallanes. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yarabahan economy, worth 668 trillion Yarabahan dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 143,661 Yarabahan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yarabaha's national animal is the Dorulumon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dorulunism.

Yarabaha is ranked 40,067^th in the world and 1,301^st in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 105.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.