The Armed Monarchical Republic of Silvertamia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Lukas Silvertamer with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.402 billion Silvertamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cracabona. The average income tax rate is 40.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Silvertamian economy, worth 375 trillion Tamed silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 156,278 Tamed silvers, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Silvertamians's kindness, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, and t-shirts displaying a photo of King Lukas Silvertamer performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silvertamia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Matrixca.

Silvertamia is ranked 14,422^nd in the world and 374^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 130.83 kickbacks per hour.