The Antipodal Sidler of Sidlearctica is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sleve McDichael with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The cynical population of 3.831 billion Sidlearcticans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Sidlearctica. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Sidlearctican economy, worth 145 trillion huisbrouwsels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 37,965 huisbrouwsels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, street food vendors are accompanied by personal fleets of garbage trucks, and prisons in Sidlearctica are the summer homes of murderers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sidlearctica's national animal is the sidler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sidlism.

Sidlearctica is ranked 54,146^th in the world and 36^th in USSR for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,843.59 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.