The Federal Republic of Sezonevig is a large, safe nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 172 million Sezonevigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Sezonevigian economy, worth 4.42 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry. Average income is 25,686 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sezonevig's national animal is the mountain goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sezonevig is ranked 168,692^nd in the world and 153^rd in Refugia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 122.67 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.