The Federal Republic of Sezonevig is a small, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The quiet, industrious population of 23 million Sezonevigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Sezonevigian economy, worth 588 billion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry. Average income is 25,573 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sezonevig's national animal is the mountain goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sezonevig is ranked 288,794^th in the world and 176^th in Refugia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.