The United Socialist States of Seal Soviet Union is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 522 million Seal Soviet Union Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CCCP Seal Capital Territory. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Seal Soviet Unionian economy, worth 44.3 trillion Seal Union Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 84,901 Seal Union Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", smoking is banned in public areas, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seal Soviet Union's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seal Soviet Union is ranked 80,873^rd in the world and 662^nd in the Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 118.67 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.