The Dictatorship of Germandy- is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 523 million Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The strong German economy, worth 37.4 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 71,546 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Germandy-'s new capital, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, the Germandy- Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and the government has become increasingly militant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germandy-'s national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Germandy- is ranked 151,319^th in the world and 1,489^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 378.59 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.