The Socialist Republic of Leauge of Nations is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Squeakstein with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.846 billion Internationalists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walunaka. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Internationalist economy, worth 265 trillion USSLN Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,972 USSLN Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, and a government program is underway to revitalize Leauge of Nations's beaches. Crime is totally unknown. Leauge of Nations's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Orthodox.

Leauge of Nations is ranked 22,007^th in the world and 346^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,159.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.