The Imperium of Agatep is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Francis Parker Jockey with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.798 billion Agatepians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Ricardo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Agatepian economy, worth a remarkable 3,670 trillion Larcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 417,248 Larcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agatep's national animal is the Camo Green Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fourth Theory.

Agatep is ranked 6,360^th in the world and 43^rd in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,833.67 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.