The Pink Holy of Kalebo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.842 billion Kaleboans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaleboan economy, worth 534 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 110,462 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics, and the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalebo's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kalebo is ranked 281,701^st in the world and 1,324^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.08 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.