The Socialist Federation of Tikonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by EJA with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.843 billion Tikonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiki. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tikonian economy, worth 192 trillion Marcals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,385 Marcals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikonia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tikonia is ranked 13,627^th in the world and 251^st in Europe for Safest, scoring 117.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.