Population | 10.825 billion |
Capital | Makassar |
Leader | Moonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik |
Faith | Ööselid Pantheon |
Currency | Saarstel |
Animal | Barn Swallow |
The Keisririik of Estonesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Moonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The devout population of 10.825 billion Ööselids are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makassar. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Ööselid economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion Saarstels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 162,897 Saarstels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Barn Swallows and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonesia's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ööselid Pantheon.
Estonesia is ranked 258,488th in the world and 1,177th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Estonesia was endorsed by The Grand Commonwealth Duchy of Australian Luxembourg.
- : Estonesia was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Estonesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Estonesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, and Most Inclusive.
- : Estonesia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Estonesia was endorsed by The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : Estonesia lost the endorsement of The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Estonesia was endorsed by The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : Estonesia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Faack.
- : Estonesia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of The Western Balkan Federation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 185 » Maritzal, North of Americas, Elisabethshagen, The New Nordic Union, Nardin, The Champions League, Mynox, Outer Sparta, Kardjali, Regnum Italiae, Walfo, Imperium Anglorum, Invernessia, Galway-Dublin, Pilipinas and Malaya, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Irminsulia, Robbonia, Puerto Thelosia, Trixeland, New Eestiball, South St Maarten, Othenhiem, Northern German Federation, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, St Scarlett, Leszno, The Scandinavian Realm, Weltbeherrschung, Super Happy Land, An Clar, Bareu, Brakanistan, Thracia and Crimea, Ostermarch, Gliesetonia, Quentenia, Chronus, Thracia Republic, Savinecross, Falvaard, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Dauershire, Wiener-Neustadt, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Lieges, Yahlia, Ausvelt, Umeria, The-British-Isles, and 135 others.Shenny, Jim the Baptist, Dark Matter, The Templar Papal New State, Amicities, Belmoren, Nuweland, United Communes of Chile, Carignanum, Nea Europa, Jahass, Zulrich, Durlia, Ivernia, Popaholick, Seristria, Europe a Nation, Dipretorian, Someseni, Wombelland, Alsted, Rary, Gorzi, Armbruster, Agausia, Zaznia, Scytharum, Salarnsia, Ollenda, Malchalar, Warzakie, Botizia, Slavonia and Srijem, Dunsteen, Aroale, Superior Saxonia, Girvage, Ost-Scandinavia, Kebabian States, Karnea, Leranditale, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Ansington, Ostroban, Younizia, Great Hanover, Leiningerland, Arsenial, Newex Nov Can, Medici Empire, Balcem, Scutarie, Sicheslav, Slavatania, Ferranghia, Konewa, The Asten Islands, Chioganah, Ithania, Alpine Lands, Fenian Provinces, Maanenland, Southern Whateverlandia, HELLLLL, Mombourg, Ottterland, Etnon, Meropis, UGBK, Dizgovzy, Northern Socialist States, Ikarus, Kkorea, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Leistrona, Great Clucky, Yourope, New Vorarlberg, Iceagea, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Stumphosse Res, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Castlenburg, Agatep, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, Ostveg, Cavonia, Icoland, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Foudina, Liberepublia, Kanokla, Calicov, Ortigia, Salwonia, Elestansa, Makykay, Skalliad, Orsik, Istastioner, Hankhank, The AbelLandia, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, The Seven Provinces, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Esvonia, Fliptastic, Woodlands, Cambany, Wamia, Kronverg, The Iron Khagnate, Apocalypse Borg, Parharia, Mancidonia, LeikANsTo, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Western Balkania, Basque Dominion, and Australian Luxembourg.